Culligan Radio Ads

Radio-Graphic1These 10 sets of radio spots are ready to be customized for your market for $85 per set. Purchase all 10 sets for $750.

Each set has one 30-second evergreen spot and one 15-second evergreen spot (one of them comes with two 15-second spots). An “evergreen” spot is a spot that can be played anytime during the year. After checking out send an email to dave@wizardofads.com to specify what you want the tag at the end of the spot to say. There is limited time here, so it needs to fit closely in the space indicated by the red letters. We can make almost anything work, however. After receiving your specifications we will customize the spots with the same professional voice talent as is in the sample audio. Within 5 business days you will receive broadcast-quality mp3’s that are ready to be played from any radio station or online streaming service.

Get ready for great results from your audio advertising!

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DRINKING WATER SYSTEMS

85buttonCONNECT TO FRIDGE 30 seconds – Mr. Fixit – Drinking Water System

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Woman – OK Mr. fix-it what are you doing to my refrigerator?
Man – I gotta figure out a way to connect bottled water to our fridge … the fridge filter isn’t cutting it … the ice tastes like junk.
Woman – There has to be a better way.
Culligan man – Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan man!
Culligan man – A Culligan drinking water system makes an almost unlimited supply of fresher, cleaner water that tastes pure. We can even connect direct to your fridge for great tasting water and ice … for better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

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CONNECT TO FRIDGE 15 – Mr. Fixit – for better water pure & simple

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Woman – OK Mr. fix-it what are you doing to my refrigerator?
Man – I gotta figure out a way to connect bottled water to our fridge.
Culligan man – Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan man!
Culligan man – For better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonLITTLE BOTTLES ver(2) 30 seconds – go to the store get me my water now – drinking water

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Woman – Did you drink the last little bottle of water?
Man – I was thirsty.
Woman – Get in the car, go to the store, get me my water now!
Culligan Man – Don’t do it, Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan man – Stop buying little bottles of water at the store. A Culligan drinking water system makes an almost unlimited supply of fresher, cleaner water that tastes pure. It’s bottled water without the bottles… for better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

Orderbutton LITTLE BOTTLES ver (2) 15 seconds – go to the store get me my water now – drinking water

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Woman – Did you drink the last little bottle of water?
Man – I was thirsty.
Woman – Go to the store, get me my water now!
Culligan Man – Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan man – For better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonLITTLE BOTTLES ver (3) 30 – just bought a case of water – drinking water

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Man – We’re out of bottled water again.
Woman – That’s nuts, I just bought a case of water last time I went shopping.
Man – I’m not drinking tap water.
Woman – We need a better solution.
Culligan Man – Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan man
Culligan man – Stop buying little bottles of water at the store. A Culligan drinking water system makes an almost unlimited supply of fresher, cleaner water that tastes pure. It’s bottled water without the bottles… for better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonLITTLE BOTTLES ver (3) 15 – just bought a case of water – drinking water

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Man – We’re out of bottled water again.
Woman – I just bought a case of water last time I went shopping.
Man – I’m not drinking tap water.
Woman – We need a better solution.
Culligan Man – Call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan man!
Culligan man – For better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonBAD TASTE 30 – let me head to big box 99% – drinking water

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Woman – Yuck, our tap water taste terrible.
Man – Lemme head to the old big box and see what they got.
Culligan Man – Dude, don’t do it, call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan drinking water system makes an almost unlimited supply of fresher cleaner water that tastes pure … it uses reverse osmosis to remove up to 99% of contaminants that could be in your water. Get a professional installation and service after the sale. For better water, pure and simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonBAD TASTE 15 – let me head to the big box – drinking water … almost unlimited supply that tastes pure

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Woman – Yuck, our tap water taste terrible.
Man – Lemme head to the old big box.
Culligan Man – Dude, don’t do it.
Man – hey Culligan man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan drinking water system makes an almost unlimited supply that tastes pure {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

BAD TASTE 15 – let me head to the big box – drinking water … uses reverses osmosis to remove up to 99%

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Woman – Yuck, our tap water taste terrible.
Man – Lemme head to the old big box.
Culligan Man – Don’t do it.
Man – Hey Culligan man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan system uses reverse osmosis to remove up to 99% of contaminants in your water. {Go to YOUR WEBSITE OR Call YOUR PHONE NUMBER}… your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonFILTERS 30 – last time changed filters long, long long time – better water, water that comes with a man

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Woman – When’s the last time you changed our water filter?
Man – Uhh, lemme think, I’m pretty sure it was last um, I don’t know, it’s been a long, long long time.
Culligan Man – Dude, we can help, call Culligan.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – For better water call Culligan, we include all service, filters, parts, everything, all for one low flat fee … Culligan, water that comes with a man … for better water, pure & simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonFILTERS 15 – last time changed filters long, long long time – all filters service parts one low flat fee

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Woman – When’s the last time you changed our water filter?
Man – Um, I don’t know, it’s been a long, long long time.
Culligan Man – Call Culligan, all service, filters, parts, everything, one low flat fee {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER}… your local Culligan dealer.


WHOLE HOUSE, WATER SOFTENING and/or CULLIGAN BRANDING

85buttonDEPOSITS 30 – spots, the problem is your water – whole house system

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Woman – Uck, look at this glass.
Man – I know, spots.
Culligan Man – The problem (oh) is your water.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house system takes the hard stuff out so you get soft water that cleans better, uses up to 65% less soap and won’t leave those ugly hard water spots on silverware, shower doors and you … the only water that comes with the Culligan man. For better water, pure & simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonDEPOSITS 15 – spots, the problem is your water – whole house system

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Woman – Uck, look at this glass.
Man – Spots.
Culligan Man – The problem (oh) is your water.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house system gets rid of sediment so everything is spotless {YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonDON’T DIY 30 – soft water ad – whole house water softening system

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Woman – We need a new water softener.
Man – I’m on it.
Culligan Man – Dude, don’t do it yourself.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – Most tap water has dissolved rocks and minerals that causes lots of problems … a Culligan whole house water softening system takes the hard stuff out so you get soft water that cleans better … uses up to 65% less soap and won’t leave those ugly hard water spots on silverware, shower doors and you … get better water, softer water and expert service {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonDON’T DIY 15 – soft water ad – whole house water softening system

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Woman – We need a new water softener.
Man – I’m on it.
Culligan Man – Don’t do it yourself.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house water softening system cleans better and saves time, money and energy {YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonDRY SKIN 30 – the problem is your water – whole house system

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Woman – Why is my skin so dry and itchy?
Culligan Man – The problem (oh) is your water.
Woman – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – Most tap water has hard stuff in it like dissolved rocks and minerals that causes lots of problems … a Culligan whole house system takes the hard stuff out leaving your skin and hair soft and residue free … beautiful water for bath and beauty care, by Culligan … better water, softer water and expert service {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonDRY SKIN 15 – the problem is your water – whole house system

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Woman – Why is my skin so dry and itchy?
Culligan Man – The problem is your water.
Woman – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house system removes sediment and impurities leaving your skin and hair soft and residue free {YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonEFFICIENCY 30 – throwing money at water softener – whole house water softening system

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Man – I’m sick of throwing money at my water softener.
Culligan Man – You should get Culligan water.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – Most tap water has hard stuff in it like dissolved rocks and minerals that causes lots of problems … with a Culligan whole house water softening system use up to 65% less soap and cleaning products, eliminate hard water spots and scale … save energy in hot water heaters and save time cleaning bathrooms showers and sinks … get better water, softer water and expert service {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonEFFICIENCY 15 – throwing money at water softener – whole house water softening system

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Man – I’m sick of throwing money at my water softener.
Culligan Man – You should get Culligan water.
Man – Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house water softening system cleans better and saves time money and energy {YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR PHONE NUMBER} your local Culligan dealer.


85buttonCHLORINE 30 – smells like swimming pool – whole house system, softer, cleaner & chlorine free

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Woman – Chlorine, why does our water smell like chlorine?
Man – Jeezy it does smell like a swimming pool … Hey Culligan Man!
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house system can even remove chlorine … it’s healthier and won’t dry out your skin or leave your hair brittle … get water that is softer, cleaner and chlorine free … better water for bath and beauty care … beautiful water by Culligan … for better water pure & simple {go to YOUR WEBSITE OR call YOUR PHONE NUMBER} your local Culligan dealer.

OrderbuttonCHLORINE 15 – smells like a swimming pool – whole house system

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Woman – Why does our water smell like chlorine?
Man – It does smell like a swimming pool … Hey Culligan Man
Culligan Man – A Culligan whole house system can even remove chlorine … it’s healthier and won’t dry out your skin or leave your hair brittle {YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR PHONE NUMBER} … your local Culligan dealer.


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